#helping with the queen of hearts

[alec-in-the-otherlands-official]

ot exactly what I'd consider a meet-cute. But hey, Cory's the Prince of Hearts for a reason! "Alec in the Otherlands: Helping with the Queen of Hearts" is the first installment of a 5-book spinoff to the original Alice novels. Alec, descendant of Alice, falls into Wonderland like Alice before him. However...things are quite different from what he knew. For exclusive, behind-the-scenes content, as well as character drawings and other perks, please help support the presale of the first book! The link is below, and if you can't support financially, please spread the word to educators, students and parents. Alec in the Otherlands is an exciting fantasy story expanding on a weird and wonderful world. Thank you for all the support!

Link: https://stormcloud-quill.presale.manuscripts.com/

[meltedmush]

I’m stuck in the 2ha and SVSSS hellhole,,, 😭

[thedukeofhastingssexyrobe]

[ Charlotte + Caressing/Touching George's Face]

QUEEN CHARLOTTE: A BRIDGERTON STORY 2023

Do you love me? I… I cannot. Is it because you do not believe that I could love you? I do. I love you, George. I love you so much that I will do as you wish. If you do not love me, say you do not love me, and I will go. I will go back to Buckingham House. And we can live our separate lives, and I will have this baby alone, and I will make do and fill my days and survive. All on my own. I will do that. But first, you have to say that you do not love me. You have to tell me that I am utterly alone in this world.

[namiisei]

The brainrot of EAH got me in a chokehold for days now that I began to read the books to grasp something new.

No one said that the books were going in this hard???

[felassan]

"My love, Now before that grin reaches your ears, perish the thought that this letter was my idea. ‘Tis Kieran who would not give me peace until I wrote to ask how you are faring. Regale us, if you please, with another of your tales that I might read to him in bed. He is particularly fond of those wherein you spur mischief whilst you save the day. Thank you for your most delightful gifts. I shall make certain to wear them the next time you come home. Dream of me until then, my Hero of Ferelden, and have a care. Morrigan"

A letter from Morrigan, transcribed... 🥺

[source, discount code info]

[antion-bewitching-bitch]

The budding flower of Hearts

Teaser/Pilot?

Descendants x male Oc (you can read it as a self-insert if you want)

Masterlist

Next Chapter

An: This will be a teaser to a fanfic I'm planning to start. It’ll be a descendants fanfic with a male oc who is the child of the queen of hearts (yes i saw descendants 4, i think i won’t like it nor use it. I’ll centre more on descendants 1, 2, & 3). This won’t be beta read, I'll be the one who’ll mostly check for mistakes but if you do see some, maybe comment and I'll try my best to edit! Hope you like it!

Ps. THIS IS LIKE MY FIRST TIME AND ALSO JUST PILOT SO NOT CHAPTER 1 YET.

1.5k words. No Trigger warnings that I know off.

“And who might you be dear?” The lady in a metallic blue dress asked; She was Fairy Godmother. The school’s mere environment with all its beautiful architecture, clear blue skies, greenery which was a far cry from the deserted land me and the others came from; just a few minutes ago.

“Eli” I muttered, lost in the new environment. Taking in the beautiful clear sky that looked so polluted and clouded back then, It was this beautiful blue now.

I was pulled back to focus when I felt a bump by Carlos, I was asked again. “Eli?”

“Ah! Sorry, my name; it's Eli des Lamproca Van Der Heart.” I tried to push through with how long my name was. “Please just call me Eli!” with a greeting of a low nod and a smile. My heart painted lips curving. They were staring at our alien appearance compared to them.

“Eli, a lovely name.” The Fairy gleefully said with her high pitched voice, doing her best to greet the weird kids who just showed up. “Welcome to Auradon prep! I'm Fairy Godmother, headmistress.”

Mal then quickened “The fairy godmother? As in, "Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo"?”. “Bibbidi-bobbidi. You know it.” The Fairy replied with a smile.

Everything else was forgettable, for I was annoyed that Jay was eying a random girl next to the Fairy. He was skittish and all that nonsense while loudly chewing the gum he had in the limo. I sighed as I continued looking around and noticed Carlos was still trying to fix his clothes with chocolate still in his lips.

I was then brought back to the conversation when the man spoke. “It's so good to finally meet you all! I'm Ben.” I then slanted my head wondering who this ‘Ben’ was. I saw his gaze go to mine.

“Prince! Benjamin. Soon to be king.” The girl next to him followed up quickly, so he was the reason we’re here. 

“You had me at prince. My mom's a queen, which makes me a princess.” Evie walked forward towards him, spinning around a bit and showing him her hand.

The girl then shook her head “The evil queen has no royal status here” Then i saw it “And neither do you.” her smile widened. She had this look in her eyes, gleeful to say the next line putting Evie in her place.

I pulled Evie back a bit next to me. Ben then awkwardly laughed and introduced this girl “This is Aubrey….”

“Princess! Aubrey.” she said while pointing her finger. She was reminding him, she was also royalty. “His. girlfriend.” she was wearing this fake smile. While Ben continued to look at her awkwardly. He isn’t fond of her. It seems so. “Right benny-boo~?” Ben was feeling uncomfortable while she wrapped her hand towards his.

Mal and I smiled back at them. I truly didn’t care for the next gibber gabber of the Fairy with all that talk about some library in the end. 

Ben was behind her and I noticed Aubrey trying to take his hand once but he harshly took it back not wanting to be all touchy in front of us it seems. After the fairy walked away, He stepped forward and offered his hand towards Jay to shake.

 “It is so, so, so good to finally me-meet you all.” Jay, that idiot. He pushed him away. But smiled back at him, He didn’t want to shake his hand while he shook his head. He continued to Mal and shook her hand then stared a bit…

“This is a momentous occasion,” he continued while Mal then shakes her hand like it had been infected “and one that I hope will go down in history. Is that chocolate?” What a mess; Carlos with his already messy face had chocolate covered hands; But then the prince licked his finger clean, and gave me a look. Weird. “As the day our two peoples began to heal.” He shook Evie’s Hand while Aubrey behind him eyed her as she stared at him.

He finally reached me, “What was that pause earlier with Mal?” I asked him while we shook hands and he stared at me and smiled brightly “Ah. nothing! It wa-was nothing. Eli right? Beautiful name”. Weird. 

Aubrey was getting a bit annoyed at him staring at us, but now more so at me. “Hey! You're the mad queen’s son right?” she directed towards me while I nodded with a fake smile; with Ben still staring at me but still wasn’t letting go of my hand. What exactly is going through his mind? “Yeah, you know what? I totally don’t believe the rumours, you’re not that insane!” 

What a bitch. 

Ben then was back to reality when he saw my smile fade a bit and realizing the situation while finally letting go of my hand. I just said nothing since if I did I might have slapped her. He was now looking towards Aubrey and seemed to be thinking of something.

“And you! You’re Maleficent's daughter, aren't you?” She then directed at Mal and stepped a bit closer to her. “Yeah, you know what? I totally do not blame you for your mother trying to kill my parents and stuff.” she rambled.

“Oh! my mom's Aurora. Sleeping~” She proclaimed, faking dumb; she stared at Mal insuating for her to continue. “Beauty!” Mal continued the atmosphere now being awkward.

“Yeah, I've heard the name. You know, and I totally do not blame your grandparents for inviting everyone in the whole world but my mother to their stupid christening.” They smiled back at each other. “Water under the bridge” Aubrey replied smiling. “Totes!” Mal wasn’t backing down. 

What plastics honestly.

Ben grabbed Aubrey away from us and continued while defusing the situation “Okay! So, how about a tour?” We all were silent. So was I. I was just observing really. “Yeah?” He showed us forward and we walked behind him. Evie continued to walk beside me and linked our arms; while Mal was in front of us behind Ben and Aubrey. With Jay and Carlos messing around with each other behind us.

“Auradon prep, originally built over 300 years ago and converted into a high school by my father wh-” 

The yapping of Ben faded as Evie gave me a look of concern. She began “Do yo- Do you think other royals will hate us?”. It was a genuine concern, both me and her were of true royal blood. “Do you think your father will hate you?” I asked her, she was a child of not only the 'Evil Queen' but also the King. She and Snow White were half-siblings.

“I haven’t really met him, I’ve never had…” She continues on. She asked me “Do you think your aunt will hate you?”. The White Queen, the sister of my mother. The one who sentenced her to the wastelands for unity with the other nations.

“Mother said she would have loved me. Though, we haven’t met either” I was going to continue but then we all came to a stop. Ben saw Carlos.

“Carlos.” He said. Carlos was behind Jay’s back, now terrified of the bronze? Statue that was earlier a man now a beast. Carlos must be afraid since it looked like a dog. “It's okay.” He was trying to reassure him to not be that fearful.

“My father wanted his statue to morph from beast to man to remind us that anything is possible.” His father. The king of this united land. I heard of his father’s tale with the beauty that is belle. “Do you resent the witch who cursed your father?” I remembered the beginning of the tale.

“Do you even know the witch? I never heard of them just of their curse towards him”

He laughed again before answering, but now it wasn’t a forced one like earlier with Aubrey. “For the first question, no. I don’t resent them. For the second. I think… even my father doesn’t know them?” He started to scratch his chin while thinking back. Aubrey asked back “Why ask Eli? Why so curious about curses?”

It was clear my curiosity was for him and the witch itself, not the curse. She was clearing trying to put words in my mouth. I laughed a bit at her question, I replied with a smile. “Why not? Scared of my madness?”

“So you guys have a lot of magic here in Auradon?” Mal asked changing the topic while we continued walking inside the school, clearly ignoring the conflict while also using it as a time to gain some information. “Like wands and things like that?”

Ben stole a glance at me before answering Mal’s question. At first it was Mal he was staring at, now me? “Yeah, it exists of course, but It's pretty much retired.” he smiled a bit. “Most of us here are just ordinary mortals.” He nodded with us now being inside the school and at the center of a grand hall with large staircases leading to places we haven’t seen yet.

THATS IT. THATS THE TEASER/PILOT OF THE FANFIC

im sorry if you wanted more and etc. but i just wanted to show just this and i might even change some more stuff in the future just in case too.

I HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT AND PLEASE LIKE, COMMENT, REBLOG AND MOSTLY FOLLOW ME SO I KNOW I SHOULD CONTINUE <3 <3 <3

If its bad just tell me so I can delete this since I am just generally shy since its my first time posting stuff like this

[boolank]

experimented with new brushes and had a blast with this one

[artistshadow]

SPOILERS FOR BEYOND THE ISLE OF THE LOST: WONDERLAND!!!!!

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The Queen of Hearts is a cruel evil bitch!!! Like, how could she do that to Ace and Chester!!?? Do you not realize how you just scarred your daughter for life and how you have possibly doomed those two boys and the emotional turmoil you have now put their families through??? Like I will never watch Alice in Wonderland the same way again after reading this book. “At least I didn’t take the their heads off” BITCH STFU. Whatever Cinderella, the young villains, or whoever did to you had better been pretty fucking back cause WTF!!?? This is some shit I would expect from the OUAT Queen of Hearts cause that sounds like some shit Cora would do. But good god woman. Wonderland truly is a fucked up place if you’re the one running it. Know I know that 9/10 the “prequel” books don’t really ever play a role in the films but I’m praying on bended knee that we get some closure for the characters of Ace and Chester, or at least another book because that will forever haunt me I’m not even joking.

#descndants

[adm-starblitzsteel-4305]

GUYS, I'M FUCKING SOBBING RIGHT NOW.

MOTHRA IS 100% TRULY BEAUTIFUL, ETHEREAL, AND DIVINELY QUEEN!!!

Long Live the Queen!!!

👑🦋🦋🦋👑

[miramelindamusings]

@prudensvulpes requested Sora with Dylan Hollis' energy where he has his own cooking channel! Thank you so much for your patience! And this was alot of fun to do! I used Dylan Hollis' "Fake Apple Pie" tiktok (shortened to certain moments and some moved around for comedic effect!). I hope you like it and thank you again :)!

And here's a bonus sketch because I couldn't resist drawing Sora's face lighting up the same way Dylan Hollis' does when a recipe is actually good!:

[teatitty]

Like to imagine that to keep your shinobi license you have to do a certain quota of missions every year or whatever and it doesn't matter what ranks they are so you can choose to phone it in by doing a bunch of D-Ranks which is what Iruka and Kurenai do [canonically they have the most D-Ranks done of the adult characters] because nobody bothers to check what Ranks you've done to fill said quota they just count the overall missions you've sent in

Unfortunately most people aren't aware you can cheat the system by phoning in D-Ranks so a lot of shinobi end up taking B-Ranks or just picking up a stacked variety and neither Iruka nor Kurenai are about to reveal their secret. Taking it to their graves together

[merakiui]

I’m backk! since 🌿 was taken can I be 🫧 anon or if that ones taken then 🪸 anon? (whichever is available… if those are taken then just pick a random emoji for me v_v)

ANYWAYSS!! imagine marathoning a show with idia n’ getting dicked down in a prone bone position<3 ahsbandjjs I def think idia can’t handle eye contact during intimate moments, he just gets so flustered & so he resorts to positions that don’t require him looking at you directly but can still make you feel good<3

AAAAAA 🫧 ANON!!!!!! Your brain is so galaxy,,, omg getting dicked down in prone bone while watching a show........ that position is so perfect for Idia. Neither of you have to look at the other, so it works well if you're also shy or awkward. Idia is much more confident when no one's watching him or when he's wearing a mask, so prone bone allows him to say and do all of the things he may not be able to if you were looking him directly in the eyes. >_< imagine you're burying your face into one of his many plushies while he's just fucking you silly and you're holding onto it for dear life because this is the third creampie and you feel so full and your head is so empty and Idia just won't stop moving his hips.

At that point, it's a struggle to focus on the show, so Idia will have to run some trivia by you afterwards to make sure you're ready for the next season. <3 and if you don't get all of the questions right, you'll just have to sit in his lap and cockwarm him while the both of you watch it once more. And this time you should pay attention!

[gazkamurocho]

This queen is up for my patrons now 😌🙏❤

[caitlynspistol]

um this may be too angsty but what if old qoh said this to red at a moment of intense rage/frustration at one point when she was younger and that is why she doesn't want to be queen or to be called princess:

"the only reason i am not throwing you to the executioner to cut off your head is bc you are the next heir to the wonderland throne. (so act like it)"

[duckyfann9871]

Bitches be like “I hate drama” and then their romantic vs Dramatic points is like

It’s me, I’m bitches

[eighteenthofoctober]

No, I will not get into Shakespearean plays just because of that one singular interview stating that Phoenix Wright wanted to be a Shakespearean actor... Idk what you're talking about.I don't wanna hear it.I don't wanna hear ittt lalalalalalalalalalalalala🫸😣🫷